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100 Facts (Stolen from Birdee :P )

Sun Nov 15, 2009, 12:50 AM


1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
left shoulder, wolf attack

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
dark blue paint, posters of cats, and a huge spider that I named Justine.

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP?
I drool and supposedly mumble.

4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?
Weird stuff that people say "What the fuck?" to when they hear it

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
1:45AM

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
better lemonade. Never buy cheap lemonade mix.

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS?
articulate people who know what I'm saying.

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)?
Laptop, phone, Fluffy, Midnight, my dsi, and my Mom.

9. HOW TALL ARE YOU?
5' 11"

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
Yes

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
only if it's silent

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?
4chan

13. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?
Why? So you can scare me? Don't think so.

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Black hair/blue or brown eyes, same with the same sex but with the addition of red heads (Bisexual power~)

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF PROPOSING?
The end of a rainbow. What kind of question is that?

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK?
Both, depends what I can get my hands on.

17. FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?
cheese, more cheese, anything made of meat (NO FISH)

18. IF YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Franzbrötchen

19. FAVORITE COLOR OF ALL TIME?
the color of forgiveness

20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH?
Can't say that I have

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED?
Shadow (plushie)

22. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH?
yes, but he shall always remain a friend, anything more just complicates things. Besides, I also have a boyfriend.

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?
the cheapest one

25.SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO ONE HUNDRED.
thirteen

26.BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?
red heads

27.FAVORITE QUOTE?
"you know, last night when you were asleep, I heard you fart, and at that moment, I realized I love you." -David (boyfriend)

28.FAVORITE PLACE?
Oblivious Land

29.HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA?
Twice, was very small both times

30.YOUR WEAKNESSES?
too many

31.MET ANYONE FAMOUS?
No one importantly famous.

32. FIRST JOB?
Pushing my way out of the womb

33.EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
yes

34. DO YOU THINK EVERYONE OUT THERE HAS A SOULMATE?
I believe that that's what we'd like to believe. However, some of us will die alone in a house full of cats.

35.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED THIS OUT?
taking a shower

36.HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY?
yes

37.WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?
my eyes and my boobs.

38.HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES?
No, I want them but the dentist says I'm not bad off enough for them.

39.WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Bob Barker

40.HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT AND THEIR NAMES?
Not sure if I want kids, but if I do my limit is two. My names are Roxanne, James, Abeshe, and Justin. This way I'm prepared for boy/boy, boy/girl, girl/girl. If I ever have a miscarriage I'm going to name it Starving Children of Africa as a sick joke.

41.WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
Nope.

42.WHAT IS THE BIGGEST TURN OFF OF THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Not having a penis. But then they're hot as part of the same sex.

43.WHAT IS ONE THING YOU LIKE(D) ABOUT HIGH SCHOOL?
Passing period, lunch, before school, after school, Mr. Harvey, Mr. Seeley, Ms. Anthony, Ms. Neibaur, Mr. Sammons, and Froh Hallam, and Mr. Peterson. And friends.

44.WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE?
Garnier Fructis.

45. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
it's fucking orgasmic.

45.WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
peperoni, salami, and bologna.

46.ANY BAD HABITS?
where do I start?

47.ARE YOU A JEALOUS PERSON?
Rarely

48.IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
Nope. I'd try to touch my boobs though.

49.DO YOU AGREE WITH FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS?
Not really. It seems like it'd make thinks complicated.

50.DO LOOKS MATTER?
Not really... just be clean.

51.HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?
angry rants, good ol' fashioned yelling, long naps in which I go on murderous rampages in Dream Land.

52.WOULD YOU RATHER GAIN 58 POUNDS OR LOSE
Lose. Id' put me under weight but why not, then I have an excuse to eat all the cake I want.

53.WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
Shadow, Hot Wheels, broken computer where I mashed the keyboard all day.

54.HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE?
29

55.WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A LITTLE KID?
Fuck yes

56.Do you use sarcasm?
What the hell do you think?

57.MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE?
can't I have both?

58.WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
Personality, a little chubbiness, and the appreciation of my awesome.

59.WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
Hot Pocket, Miki, Gay Pride, and DDD

60.FAVORITE SUPER POWER?
X-ray vision

61.WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?
Fringe

62.WHAT'S THE BEST WAY TO DEAL WITH YOUR ENEMIES?
be nice to them, it pisses them off.

63.WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
strawberry cheesecake

64.DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES?
yep, all 10. No extras.

65.DO YOU HAVE A COMPUTER IN YOUR ROOM?
yes, laptop.

66.PLANS FOR TONIGHT?
Pff- it's 12:27AM

67.WHERE DO YOU WANT TO LIVE WHEN YOU ARE OLDER?
Either stay in Las Vegas or move to Seattle, Washington to get some rain.

68.DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
I'd be nice if they did but I doubt anyone would...

69.WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?
X Amount of Words (live) - Blue October (itunes is on shuffle)

70.LAST THING YOU DRANK?
cheap lemonade

71.LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
My boss.

72.THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Their nerdiness, same with the same sex. Nerds turn me on.

73.WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME?
Pff- obviously crap like this.

74.FAVORITE THING TO HATE?
Everything and anything that does not meet my standard.

75.FAVORITE SEASON OF THE YEAR?
Winter

76.WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF CANDY?
Chocolate + Peanuts/Peanut Butter = Mini Orgasm

77.HAVE YOU EVER REALLY AND TRULY HAD A BEST FRIEND?
yes

78.WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR?
Brownish blackish red

79.EYE COLOR?
Dark brown

80.SHOE SIZE?
size 11 mens, 13 womens.

81.FAVORITE FAST FOOD PLACE?
Taco Bell

82.FAVORITE RESTAURANT?
Olive Garden

83.DO YOU LIKE SUSHI?
yes

84.WATCH TV TODAY?
nope

85.FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
Friday the 13th (usually my lucky day)

86.PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS?
Tuba in elementary, guitar slightly, want to learn violin and/or harp

87.REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT?
Democrat.

88.KISSES OR HUGS?
Hugs

89.RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?
Neither. Sometimes it's fun to just hang solo, but I guess relationships are better out of the two

90.WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT?
Vente Strawberries and Cream with a shot of Expresso and a blueberry muffin.

91.WOULD YOU EVER BE A HOUSEWIFE?
if I was, I'd kill myself shortly after.

92.WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING?
Nothing currently, I need to take a trip to the library/book store

93.Random Fact:
Some species of snake have two peni.

94.WHAT DO YOU HATE ABOUT SCHOOL?
Ms. Zigler, Ms. Kroll, sagging jeans, girls with their ass/boobs hanging out, social hierarchy.

95.FAVE SONG RIGHT NOW?
Metal Now - Say Anything

96.LEAST FAVORITE COLOR?
the color of superiority

97.YOUR PERSONALITY?
Philosophic nerd, oxymoronic, sarcastic, spaztastic, and other stuffs... I'm just me.

98.BEST SUBJECT IN SCHOOL?
English, Theater, Biology, Auto Tech, and German (because over time my German has become very ugly)

99.FAVORITE MOVIE?
The Fountain

100: another random fact:
I once cheated on a spelling test in 2nd grade and still feel bad about it.

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● Name: Michaella-Simone

● Goal In Life: Never stop dreaming

● Age: Six going on Eighty

● Interests: Breathing, Sleeping, Memories of A Better Time, Anything That Moves- and Sometimes Even Things That Don't

● Favorite Artists: Too Many

● Favorite Movies: Repo! The Genetic Opera, The Fountain, Knowing, The Day The Earth Stood Still (Do You See A Pattern?)

● Favorite Books: War & Peace, Iliad, Odyssey, Fuzzy Kitten (first book), The Divine Comedy, and Most Classic Literature

● Other: People tend to either love me or hate me, so far I've never met a person who was in the middle ground. A very insightful creature once told me that only the dead are allowed to have it easy, and I've kept it in my heart ever since.

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